Happy Valentines Day, Love Robaby

Alright so you’re alone on Valentines Day. I know it’s rough and we both know you’re ego can’t handle another candle light dinner in front of your blow up doll, right?. Well if you’re like me, you’re a family guy and you want to spend these Great, Completely Legitimate holidays with family.

Well since we know the odds of getting married and having a kid before Valentines Day are a gazillion to 1 and it’s too much of a hassle to rescue/adopt a starving kid from a 3rd world country we can look forward to buying a robo baby. Yes those Japanese Scientists are at it again. Now we can substitute genuine love and affection with microchips and electrodes just by swiping our credit cards. Yay!!!

And who knows maybe your lifeless, soulless, barely passable excuse for child will garner some pity from a hottie.