Alright so you’re alone on Valentines Day. I know it’s rough and we both know you’re ego can’t handle another candle light dinner in front of your blow up doll, right?. Well if you’re like me, you’re a family guy and you want to spend these Great, Completely Legitimate holidays with family.

Well since we know the odds of getting married and having a kid before Valentines Day are a gazillion to 1 and it’s too much of a hassle to rescue/adopt a starving kid from a 3rd world country we can look forward to buying a robo baby. Yes those Japanese Scientists are at it again. Now we can substitute genuine love and affection with microchips and electrodes just by swiping our credit cards. Yay!!!

And who knows maybe your lifeless, soulless, barely passable excuse for child will garner some pity from a hottie.

It’s About Time Trees Got a Super Hero

It seems to me that the iPad is going to save a record number of trees this year. With newspaper printing at ridiculously low numbers and downloads for apps like NYT at extreme highs the iPad may just be the savior Gotham… I mean the Rain Forest needs.

Own a Killer Content Provider?

Well you may be for sale and not even know it. With price tags in the tens of millions you probably won’t have a choice to sell.

Big online companies like AOL and Yahoo are opening their wallets for sites like the Huffington Post and other news/tech/blog sites.

Hey AOL, price tag on this site is 2.5… dollars that is. Give me call we’ll work something out.

Thank You

Dear @Carsonified, Thank you so much for the opportunity to speak at your awesome conference!

My Talk

I really enjoyed speaking, thank you for attending and if you didn’t then check out the video, should be good.

My Slides

I don’t have slides, but I do have this: